The Game of Chess Deemed RACIST! Spirit of Pansexual "Pop" Artist Andy Warhol & Liza (
LRNtoday Has a New Masthead!
The WHO Allows the 2020 World Water Sports Festival to Go On! Golden Showers For All!
Benevolent Dunce Discovered to Have Fucked Up Time ... "I've Been a Bad Bad Boy"
LRNtoday Presents the Reading of Reginald "Wright" Kauffman's, "The House of Bond
Exposé Part XIV: Stormy Weather Forecasts Jared's Disposability
Exposé Part XIII: Eyes Wide Shite! Or "What's Up With Her Eye-lashes?"
Is This Lamb? Can it Be Found on a Doorjamb? ... or is this Jesus? Either Way, It's Just Delicio
Figuring Out the Width of a Circle Whilst Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed
Exposé Part IX: House Speaker Paul Ryan finds Loc-Nar Orb but Can't Seem to Find His Own, Gay As
Exposé Part VIII: The President Stops Tanning & Reveals a Whiter Shade of Supremacy
Exposé Part VII, The Smoking Gun: Donald Trump Jr. Brings His Elephant Tail Chopping Off Knife To a
Exposé Part VI, The Shuffle: Get Rid of the Fat Man, the Anti-Semite & Then the Rest of the Staf
Exposé Part V, The Shut-Out: Electoral College Trumps Democracy, Inequality Prevails
Exposé Part IV, The Tale: Fozzie Bear & The Russians the Coming, the Russians Are Coming...
