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Sweet "48!" Birthday Decisions...Be an Alfa Romeo or

As I celebrate my 48th year, being born in the Year of the Sexual Position and the Year of the Cock, in the Chinese calendar, which my...

To Barbie's Dismay, The Ken's Are Gay!

Each year, tens of thousands of gay men descend upon Provincetown, Massachusetts, for their annual Fourth of July celebrations and this year

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Upon reaching the end of his constitutional two-term limit last year, President Joseph Kabila of The Democratic Republic of the Congo,...

Neo-Conservatism & Alt-Right Created & Perpetuated by Self-Loathing Faggots

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Ian Fleming, author and creator of the beloved James Bond '007" series made a surprise appearance from the beyond at a late night seance...

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In a rather Cartman-like fashion, President Donald Trump pulled out of the Healthcare game. "The best thing we can do is let Obamacare...

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At Wednesday’s Senate Judiciary Committee hearing for Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch, Senator Al Franken (D-Mn) expressed his concern...

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With 81% turnout, the highest in three decades, fascist populism in Europe failed its first test of 2017 when the nationalist firebrand...

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In an interview in her New Jersey home with the local newspaper, the Bergen Record, White House spokeswoman, Kellyanne Conway was asked...

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McLaren and Honda have endured a stressed spell as partners amid the Japanese brand's engine woes. Reflecting on the six days of running...

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