The Onion Files For Bankruptcy as The Global Association of Societal Satirists File Class-Action Law
Late Monday evening, the Onion newspaper announced that they will be filing Chapter 11 bankruptcy as the Global Association of Societal...
Chrysler Unleashes the Tommy-Guns and Takes Out the Gangsta ... also Chevy kills the Malibu.
Back in 2003, the Chrysler 300 concept was revealed at the New York Auto Show. Designed by Burke Brown, the car was to be a modern...
Benevolent Dunce Discovered to Have Fucked Up Time ... "I've Been a Bad Bad Boy"
High above the "Hollywood" sign, in the affluent community of Beachwood Canyon, theoretical astro-physicist, Phillip Klapperich was...
Set Your Puppies Free! & I Need More Pussy! ... cats
Once upon a time, mankind decided to subdue and suppress (domesticate) one of the most majestic of beasts, the wolf. What ensued can only...
King Joffrey Wants a High Five Too, Orders State Department to Amend US Passport While Senate Finall
The Senate on Thursday delivered back-to-back rebukes of King Joffrey’s (KJ) embrace of Saudi Arabia, first voting 56-41 to end U.S....
An Ode to 41 ... Death, Once Again, Reminds Us of Civility, Levity & Hope
Former presidents, foreign dignitaries and friends (sans one), packed the Washington National Cathedral to bid farewell to the 41st...
Hey Dumb-Asses! Turn Your F*#king Phone Sideways When Taking a Video!
As a part of the human species, I have to remind folks that our eyesight is of a horizontal bias... You know, like a wide screen TV. So...
Latest Epidemic: SPORKING! Asphyxiating Gay Men Worldwide!
The American Medical Association (AMA) has recorded a dramatic spike in deaths in gay, bisexual, and other mens who have sex with mens...
