Hey Hipsters! ... Stop Mucking Up Our Cocktails With Your Pine Needle & Sage Mustache Wax!
A note to all bartenders; when someone asks you for and Old Fashioned, the question you ask them is, "What kind of spirit would you like...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: R.I.P. VW GTI ... After Seven Generations, The Benchmark of Hot Hatchbacks Has Su
The year was 1976 and I was seven years old as I roamed about the showroom floors of Ernie Von Schledorn's Volkswagen dealership on Main...
Uniqlo Unveils New Anti-Peanuts/Fuck-Schulz Campaign
Uniqlo today will unveil its Anti-Schulz (Charles M. Schulz, Beloved creator of the much adored Peanuts Comics of the 1950's, 60's,
Napoleone di Buonaparte, An Italian Immigrant Takes Over Europe. Well-Hung & Funny ... He's
Napoleon Bonaparte (formally Napoleone di Buonaparte an Italian) was a French military and political leader who, as we all know, rose to...
Exposé Part II, The Set-Up: Liberal Kushs' Plot to "Wee" the Elephant Over with "
The Set-Up "How ya feel about seducing that orange blob's daughter (Ivanka Trump) son?" The senior Kushner asked son Jared..."We need an...
Exposé Part III, The Hook: Trump Has Shoot-Out "Pew-Pew" With Republicans And Clinton Cons
The Hook "Get Trump & Clinton in and we've got ourselves a ballgame!" On March 23, 2015, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tx) officially kicked off the...
Almonds Not Milked But Brutally Pulverized To Their Deaths! Locals Stunned
California Almonds, known for their nutritiously succulent milk, aren't milked at all but in fact, brutally pulverized to death. "We all...
