Justice Antonin (Antonia) Scalia Not Dead! Returns On International Women's Day, Post Gender Tra

Justice Antonin, now Antonia, Scalia, has come back from her gender surgeries as a woman. "I felt it was important to fight for all women everywhere on this 108th year anniversary of International Women's Day". "To stand alongside my sisters all over the world, gives me much pride", the Justice remarked whilst getting teary eyed. It was a heart felt moment for all. Justice Thomas was clearly the most jubilated and enamored by Justice Scalia's new look. Being overheard by some staffers saying, "I'm gonna get me some of dat".