Irishman Tired Of News, Told To "Go Fly A Kite" & Does

Paddy O'Toole was seen stumbling down Ballyellery Lane, kicking rubbish bins over and yelling at the stray dog in the quaint town of Liscannor, Ireland when local sheep herder, Oengus Fitzpatrick called out "Go fly a kite ya dumb fuck!" For a moment it looked to all that O'Toole was heading for an unmitigated eruption when he paused and meekly said, "Yeah...alright then". Oengus was later heralded as the town hero at the local pub only to fall off the Cliff's of Moher while chasing after O'Toole's kite.