"James Bond" Creator Ian Fleming Rolling In His Grave, Speaks Through Psychic... "Jus

Ian Fleming, author and creator of the beloved James Bond '007" series made a surprise appearance from the beyond at a late night seance on the Spring Equinox of 2017. Cloaked behind imposing walls topped with gargoyles and cherubs, perched high upon a bluff overlooking the Pacific, spirits entwined and stupefied on the mysterious Santa Barbara estate called Bellosguardo, former home of wealthy heiress Huguette Clark.

"It's called Bellosguardo or 'Beautiful View' but we didn't see nothin beautiful at all that night," said Madam Imani Tabugnay Aleyah Jackson, the psychic brought to the estate to contact Ms Clark and her deceased Pomeranian Zhu Zhu, "All we got was a drunken Englishman spewing something about a blowfish and a speculum!"

Madam Jackson was presumably speaking of Mr. Fleming's character Ernst Stavro Blofeld and the criminal organization SPECTRE (an acronym of Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion). "Remind you of anyone? Extortion? Terror? Counter-Intelligence? Really?!? Can't think of anyone?" Madam Jackson spewed in rage at the lavish group of socialites gathered, "You've got to be kidding me? Why'd I write all those books? Who the fuck do you know that's undermining freedom and the western way of life?" Madam Jackson's eyes grew so large that several guests later reported that they thought that they were literally going to 'bug out' of her face.

The night came to an abrupt ending when Ms Clark did appear simply to say, "I miss Arnie ...Where'd my Arnie go?" Guests scrambled and trample over each other jutting for the door, leaving Madam Jackson muttering, "When will you be back, when will you be back ... oh, Arnie, when will you be back?"