Exposé Part VI, The Shuffle: Get Rid of the Fat Man, the Anti-Semite & Then the Rest of the Staf

Vice President-elect Mike Pence will take over as the leader of Donald J. Trump’s transition effort, barely being able to push aside "Fat Man" Chris Christie, soon to be former governor of New Jersey. Mr. Trump moved quickly to assemble a government after his stunning upset victory. ... "That's what the New York (Fucking) Times is reporting! That's just awesome," Jared Kushner regaled exuberantly whilst safely nestled atop 666 Fifth Avenue, "Just fucking awesome!"

The Kushner's plan was to nudge out Christie and get Vice President Pence alone in a room with Ivanka Trump, which meant him never getting into a room with Ivanka so naturally Ivanka should have her very own office, which should be very close to her father's office and even closer to the vice president's.

"What is this thing with Pence? Can't be alone with a woman? Ha! Is that a real thing?" Charles Kushner questioned. "What, is he a thirteen year old who needs a chaperone? Bah Ha Ha Hah. That's just ridiculous. What's with these Catholics? They're almost as bad as the Hassid's ... Alright, Let's get back to business. Fatty & Monsignor Pence are out but we'll keep an eye on the pious one."

Weeks later:

"How do we take care of Steve (Bannon, WH Chief Strategist)?" Jared asked.

"I don't know if you guys saw but the other week on Saturday Night Live, or as we like to call it, SNL, we did a number on him. Did ya see it?' asked Alec Baldwin. "I sat at the mini desk and Bannon (the Grim Reaper) was behind the Resolute desk. Did you know that Queen Victoria gave that desk to President Rutherford B. Hayes ... I've always liked that name, Rutherford ... "

"Yes Alec, we saw it! It was great. Great job buddy. You're doing good work, god's work," Jared quickly answered whilst giving a double thumbs up...

"You guys know he's (Bannon) a white supremacist too, right? Not only a ragging anti-Semite?" AB

"Yeah, Alec, we know ... white supremacist, got it ...(thumbs up) ... god's work..."

"Fuckin' hell. Why's he still here?" the young Kushner mutterly questioned his father. "What's happening here? We might just get control of it all. Bannon will be out by mid April"

"Control of it all?!? ... Take it easy my son. Let's not get ahead of ourselves," the Sr. Kushner replied. "I already did that with Christie once and I'm not gonna go against those Ball-busting Feds again. We have a new table in front of us. Let us not rush things. We might get to rule for a bit yet but we can't muddle the waters too much. We now need that orange blob to stay put. You didn't do anything silly when you were in Russia or Iraq, did you?"

The Wire

Jared Kushner does something silly in Irag and probably in Russia

More to come in this continually enthralling tale of backroom plotting