No Need To Worry ... Oprah Is On The Cover of "O" This Month ... All's Well ;)

With devastating hurricanes, earthquakes and village idiots leading the United States of America, there's nothing to fear ... for Oprah Winfrey is yet again, on the cover of "O Magazine". A staggering 209 consecutive appearances on the front page of a magazine presumably named after her versus an orgasm, Ms. Winfrey has secured her place in history with humility and benevolence. Thank you Oprah!

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Future articles:

Opulent Hollywood Sleds

An LRN Exclusive Interview with the One and Only "GOD".

Your Nuts Are Having A Better Time Than You Are!

I"ve Got Two Dicks, One's Straight and the Other's Gay ...What Do I Do Now?

& Our Continuing series, "Jesus In Spanish ... Jesus!"

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Post Script:

Claudia Shiffer holds the record for the most magazine covers with over a 1000 featured appearances. A staggering achievement that has earned her a Guinness World Record ... probably due to her stunning beauty but possibly because of her orgasms.

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