Exposé Part XI: We've Got Ourselves A Glass Ceiling Kids!
"Pelosi!!! That's your end game? Are you fucking kidding me?" ...Jared Kushner yelled whilst busting through the double doors, high atop 666 5th Avenue...
"Take it easy, Jared," Charles Kushner begrudgingly responded to the fury of his son's forthright entrance...
"You're waiting for the mid-term elections?!? That's how long I've gotta do this?" Jared fumingly demanded an answer from his father.
"Did you guys see that I won an Emmy on Sunday for portraying Trump on SNL, that stands for Saturday Night Live, by the way," Alec Baldwin interjected. "It was great! I thanked him and stuff. We were all great"
"He's still here? Christ! I'm gonna kill him ..."
Jared quelled his rage by pounding his forehead into the side of the billiard table that he and his father, Charles, frequently played three cushion carom games upon.
"He's still here and he's going to play a part in this yet," Charles consoled his son while icing down his bruised forehead.
"I can do Pelosi too! A wig, some tits and some tape to secure my face and I'll get even more SNL appearances ... that stands for Saturday Night Live, btw. I bet you Steve Martin wouldn't have told you that!..." Alec Baldwin began telling the stand-up lamp in the room since no one else was paying a lick of attention to him.
"Yes, Mid-terms. Mueller is waiting until after the election. The Dem's have gotta win the House back before the village idiot (Donald John Trump) and that puritan twat (Mike Pence...über-gay!) get impeached. Otherwise we've got to sort out the queer from Wisconsin and then we'll get stuck with Orrin Hatch ...& that's not gonna happen."
"Shit ... So Nancy it is..."
Part XII:
Is this still going on, for fuck's sake?
More to come in this continually less enthralling tale of backroom plotting
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