Kooks & Cars ... a Bit of Numbskullary to Ease the Savage Auto, Coming Soon!

This bit was written three years ago, as Turtle and I attempted to embarked on a video rampage. We did not ramp or page. Alas, we strive forth ... to radio!

Numbskullary

Numb·skull•ar•y \nəm- 'skəl- er- ē\

Full Definition

1 : usually offensive : extreme mental retardation

2 : unintended wistful stupidity

3 : unavoidable mental latency

2 : something notably stupid or foolish...Notably!

July 2015

Preface

The year was 1988. Enzo Ferrari passed on to the pit lane in the sky. Sonny Bono became Mayor of Palm Springs. McDonald's opened their first shop in a communist country that quickly lead to a civil war with mass unrest. Hustler magazine spanked Jerry Falwell's ass at the Supreme Court. Gordon Murray sketched out the McLaren F1 & one Turtle O'Toole pryingly perused the sketchbook of one İlia Kevich and Numbskullary was born. The dawn of a new age. An epoch moment, if you will.

Twenty-six years later and the Numbskullary continues, now with oodles of idiotic experience to back them up. What's the old saying? "One learns from one's mistakes?" Well, these two lads have certainly learned enough to stop the Albanian Naval Armada in its wake. So come join them on this automotive journey of wonder and delight. South Park (not the show but rather the place) adventures, disgust of cold weather and simultaneous blinking are just some of the fascinating moments that are in store for you. This is their story...

The Formative Years

The love of cars began at an early age for these aficionados. Turtle in merry ol' England with his Corgi and Matchbox cars. İlia, stateside, with his Japanese made Tomica's. The fact that they both still collect and sometimes spend exorbitant amounts of moneys on them could be considered unhealthy by most but we're not here to judge their childish fascinations. We're here to revel in their obsessions. Unlike most children, these two were incredibly elitist whilst acquiring their perspective collections. No humdrum silly toy cars. No flashy pastelly striped hug mobiles...No! Only the best for these two lads. Bugatti's, Jaguar's, Citroen's, Alfa Romeo's, Maserati's, Aston Martin's and such were on the registry. Always tastefully presented and displayed, which subsequently developed their refined and sophisticated views amongst the automotive world...

Kooks & Cars, coming soon...

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