Trump Administration and DHS Agents Imprison Pets From Immigrant Families, Sparking Rage and Protest

On Tuesday morning, the Trump administration doubled down its "Zero-Tolerance" stance on illegal migrants by removing and imprisoning all dogs from said families.

"So we're keeping families together, but they don't get to keep their dogs," Trump said June 26th. "At the same, we are keeping a very powerful border, and it continues to be a zero-tolerance. We have zero-tolerance for people that enter our country illegally and by doing so, they've lost the right to possess a furry animal. We're stopping the infestation of our great nation. Which I think is really great."

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen added, "When you break the law, you don't get the privilege of having a pet. You don't deserve the joy and happiness that a dog brings you."

Protests have popped up nation-wide with Animal Rights groups such as the Humane Society and PETA leading the march.

"The agony, tears and screams coming from one side of the prison fence and the howls and barks from the other side is just unbearable, Ms McBottom observed. "They just want to be petted and loved. Without a question, it's the least humane thing that I've ever seen."

"We've got the entire state of Colorado heading down to the border (since everybody in Colorado has a dog)," Janet Furry McBottom of the Humane Society said. "It's truly inhumane to keep families from their dogs."

White House Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders was found sautéing a Boston terrier, saying "If I can't eat out any more, I might as well eat these little bitches. It takes a lot of calories to keep up this girlish figure!"

Attorney General, Jeff Sessions quoted something from the Old Testament about your neighbor's goat but was quickly tackled off camera by his staff.

No cats were removed from families.

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