Exposé Part XV: Lodestar Points the Way!

High atop 666 5th Avenue, Jared Kushner (son-in-law and council to the micro-penised village idiot) paced about the family penthouse...

"You're sure they're not going to figure out my cadence, Dad?" Jared asked his father, Charles (Kushner).

"Nah, You've got nothing to worry about, son. I rewrote what ya said and added a few little "Lodestar" gems into that (New York Times) op-ed. MP will start to doubt that corn fed closeted faggot anytime now," CK

"Fuck dad! Why do you still use that word?" JK

"You know I've got nothing against the queers but that pervert calls his wife, "Mother". That's got Norman Bates written all over it. You know we've got to get him out too ... and all of this has to drag out until after the election so the Speaker will be ours." CK

"Yeah I know we've gotta get rid of Nancy first ... but don't ya think it might've been too obvious to use the word "lodestar"? JK

"We'll see son, we'll see. I think it'll cast enough doubt that the village idiot will start to wonder and crumble. Paranoia is a great weed to introduce to a crop. You never know though, this idiot might think that it was Burt Reynolds' last message ... I wouldn't put it past him." CK

"I hope it ends soon, dad. Not sure how much more of this I can take." JK

Editor's note:

I once again apologize for the Exposé series.

More importantly though, the Bandit passed away today. Burt Reynolds was one of the greats. His comedic timing was bar none and holey unique. His dramatic performances were truly staggering. Thank you, dear Sir. Thank you for your inspired exposure and guidance. Fair winds and following seas to one of the few fellows that could pull off a mustache!

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