WooWhoo ... the LRN Has Turned 2 & Still There's ...
...and still:
The Continental Congress (and White House) is still full of Nazi's and Jerks!
The Supreme Court is still full of frat boy sex offenders.
McLaren F1 still sucks.
Irishman flies a kite on the Cliffs of Moher ... which is still quite lovely.
The EPA is still run by a jack-ass that hates the environment.
Almonds are still getting pulverized in California.
The Kushners are still fucking up the country.
Oprah is still on the cover of "O" this month ... thank god.
Chris Christy is still gigantic, I mean he's really ballooned (although a good talker)!
Ian Fleming is still rolling in his grave: Trump, Brexit, Putin, MbS, the Green Book!
Surly Shirley still needs an eggplant/s.
People still think Colin Kaepernick is disrespectful by bringing attention to the fact that there's a massive racial injustice in the "land of the free" ... Can't we just watch football and not think about this!?!
I still love Christine Lagarde and would cross the fence for her.
Proper deadlift technique is still conspicuously similar to the "Gay Handbook's Guide to Bottoming".
Prince Charles is still waiting.
Roger Stone is still a self-loathing twat.
Editor's note ... The world would be in a much better place if being gay was okay. So much of the strife and pain on the planet has been caused by men of "power" being too ashamed of who they were and therefore, they inflicted pain unto others whilst they sorted out their true selfs in a dark corner. Let there be light! ... just sayin'.
Jeremy Clarkson still eats penguins.
Hipsters still muck things up!
Nancy Pelosi is still at it.
Mercedes Benz still knocks it outta the park.
God is still not religious.
Doctors (in China) still drive a Buick.
I still miss David Bowie.
The Cock still came first!
Lesbian's still quite fed up with "Scissor" references.
I'm still working on my neck.
N*gg*er, F*gg*t, C*nt are still the big three.
The most over used phrase of 2018 is still the most over used phrase of 2019.
Vaginas still melt ice.
Volvo's still exist. Saab's ... not so much.
Jesus is still tasty.
I still miss Karl Kasell.
Is it still ironic for a gay guy to have a Venus fly trap?
"Kooks & Cars" is still on its way.
I still hold flowers...
Thank you all for your support and patronage.
Be still ... there's more to come.
Until then, listen to this ... skip the ad ...or enjoy it. whichever, get to the song.
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